HALLOWEEN HUMOR


Encourage your child to develop a sense of humor. It is a valuable social as well as emotional skill to have in life. Here are some beginning Halloween Jokes that your children will enjoy.
 

What’s a Ghosts favorite fruit?    (Boo-Berries)

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?  (Dayscare Centers)

Where do ghosts mail a letter?  (The Ghost Office)

What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?  (A sandwich)

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?  (Boo-tees)

What does a ghost eat for lunch?  (A boo-loney sandwich)

What do you call a goblin with a broken leg?  (A hoblin goblin)

What kind of mistakes to ghosts make?  (Boo-boos)

What do birds give out for Halloween?  (Tweets)

Why did the vampire need mouthwash?  (She had bat breath)