Learning to tell jokes can help preschoolers learn important social as well as language skills.

  • What key has legs and cannot open doors?    (A turkey)
  • What happened when the turkey got into a fight?  (He got the stuffing knocked out of him.)
  • Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?  (The outside)
  • Why didn’t the turkey want dessert?  (He was already stuffed)
  • What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to play?  (Plymouth Rock)
  • What’s the best thing in a Pumpkin pie?  (Your teeth)
  • Why are Thanksgiving turkeys and Teddy Bears alike?  (They are both filled with stuffing)
  • Knock, Knock, who’s there?  Phillip.  Phillip who?  Phillip a plate and dig in!
  • Knock, Knock, who’s there?  Tamara.  Tamara who?  Tamara we will eat leftovers!